blue whaffle
Blue whaffle is a sickness males get from sex and it makes your dick all puffy and nasty don't get it.
blue whaffle by Fuckabitchintheass June 15, 2017
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Blue waffle
Blue waffle by ThatGuyOnIine March 28, 2016
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Blue Waffle Effect
The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.
"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."
"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
Blue Waffle Effect by CasbahRocker December 7, 2012
Blue waffles
A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.
Blue waffles by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017
Blue waffle
derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.
Blue waffle by tickledicks March 22, 2016
Blue waffle
Blue waffle by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017
Blue waffle
The image of the blue waffle that had went viral in the past is indeed real and not photoshopped like some others have suggested. While the blue waffle is not a specific infection or disease, it is rather due to general neglect of a severe prolonged infection of the vagina that almost pairs with gangrene. Common in third world hookers and general women who have given up on life/severe mental problems.
"Yo, whats the most disgusting thing you've ever seen on the internet?"
"The blue waffle, but dont look it up."
"The blue waffle, but dont look it up."
Blue waffle by Billythekid321 February 27, 2019
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