Blue Labia

A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.

My boner kryptonite was in full affect last night and I was left with blue labia.

Blue Labia by SBeezy-Beezle January 12, 2011

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blue labia

The female equivalent of blue balls.

Oh my god, he wouldn't put out. He left me with the worst case of blue labia.

blue labia by Melinda Doo September 29, 2006

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labatt blue

from canada it is the most crisp, delicious beer known to man-kind. It can also be used to describe the awesome level of something..see example below.

"Oh man that party lastnight was so Labatt blue!"

labatt blue by miss labatt blue November 2, 2009

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Labatt Blue Flu

Another term for hangover that references a popular Canadian Beer called Labatt's Blue.

Dave: Looks like Joe called in sick today?
James: Another case of the Labatt Blue Flu?
Dave: Seems that way.

Labatt Blue Flu by the AV Flu January 3, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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