blue couch 

A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."

Jeffrey: Hey Alex do you want a pic of that blue couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

blue couch by Carnage1106 June 27, 2011

Blue Couch 

A picture of a woman with the largest penis ever created by science in her mouth as she sits in front of a Blue Couch sent in the form of a text to an unsuspecting person with the words "Hey I'm selling this Blue Couch but unfortunatly this is the only pic i have of it so let me know if you're interested."

Jeffrey: Hey Alex, want me to send you the Blue Couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Blue Couch by Ze Jeffmeister June 28, 2011

Blue couch 

A couch that you sit on
Except it's BLUE

Guy: oh man you like my couch
Other guy: what couch is it
Guy:a blue couch

Blue couch by Turtle scarecrow March 8, 2018

bluedouche 

any person wearing a handsfree telephone on their ear.

Hey, check out that bluedouche pretending his call is totally important or something.

bluedouche by Jay Smith June 11, 2006

bluedouche 

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.

Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?

bluedouche by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

bluedouched 

The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter

lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."

bluedouched by gotonull December 16, 2008

bluecooch 

When you and your friends periods sync up.

Oliva: bro i just got my period today:(.
Nicki: OMG NO WAY SAME! It's our bluecooch in sync <3.

bluecooch by LOLVITY May 28, 2021