blue blazes

an imaginary place somewhere on earth that is said to be excruciatingly hot. invented by old people.

grandma: my goodness, its hotter than blue blazes in here!
me: where is blue blazes?
grandma: i don't know, but i'm guessing its somewhere hot.

by brett69xxx September 23, 2009

hotter than blue blazes

Hotter than blue blazes is a way for hillbilly to say it's hot outside

Ask Priscilla if it's hot out . She said its hotter than blue blazes out there.

by Bearcatkev June 19, 2018

hot as blue blazes

Worcester, MA 1950's a very hot day was "hot as blue blazes"

Radio says it will reach 95 degrees today, it will be "hot as blue blazes".

by jimmy ex-worcester September 3, 2007

blue-blazer

What is seen as a fart is lit. Mostly blue in color with a hint of orange.

Matt's blue blazer resembled a mushroom cloud.

by ZSP December 16, 2004

Blue Blazer

An alcoholic beverage with an Irish whiskey base that, when lit, will have a blue flame to it. Produces a nice blaze, and is more enjoyable in a dimly lit room, where the flame can be appreciated.

Mel: "I so drank a blue blazer for the first time last night"
Fran: "That's cool, and who the hell are you?"
Mel: "Oops, wrong definition"

by Michael Stevenson September 30, 2008

Blue Blazer

Place a lighter outside of your clothes(underwear, pants panty's, shorts, so on...)put against your anus. Blast a large explosive flatulence (fart). While blasting one, light the lighter for a Blue Blazer flame.

A gaseous combustion released by the anus once lit with a flame causes a Blue Flame.

Today on the bus Sean put his legs on the back of the seat and took a lighter out and lit his farts. Causing a Blue Blazer.

by Slick Parkdale September 16, 2006

Blue Blazer

A sex thing.

“I hooked up with Franciliondo last night and she gave me the Blue Blazer.”

by Halfdollarballer October 9, 2020