A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."
Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he willcome hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.
1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.