Blows me

when something or someone irritates or aggravates you.

math blows me! or im not going to class, that class be blowin me maan!!

by LRMusic April 16, 2009

Blows me

when something just is so surprising , this is the only phrase.

or when you hear something so incredibly stupid

wow, this episode of Naruto Shippuden just blows me
what kakashi sensei just said blows me

by mori_darkness April 7, 2017

Blow me down

“Blow me down.”
is used to express surprise.

"I could ask Squire for some.”
“Without Captain knowing?”
“I'm sure I could.”
“Blow me down, so ye could.“
Captain Flint in the movie “Treasure island”, UK/USA 1950

by ulrich the noble June 6, 2016

blow me like a trumpet

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.

Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020

blow me

1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect

1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and blow me.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can blow me

by [e-mail] February 25, 2006

Blow me up Tom

"Blow me up Tom" is the official exit of callers on the Tom Leykis show, a syndicated national radio program that airs in the afternoon/evening. The request is followed by an explosion sound and then the call is terminated.

That's all I have to say, thanks for taking my call. Blow me up, Tom!

by BMcC August 28, 2004

blow me

yet another way to go tell someone to fuck themself

Yeah, Blow me.

by shelly February 10, 2003