shelly's definitions

April 20

The best day in the world!

Hey, its 4:20, time to hoot!!!

by shelly April 18, 2005

butthurt

when your emotionally depressed . cant think about anything or anyone besides the peron who got you all pissed and loserish

why do you have to get all butthurt because i didnt remember youor birthday, god you niglet.

by shelly July 23, 2004

cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

by shelly September 27, 2004

Shelvis

when one attains the qualities of elvis ( the hip shaking, and mighty fine good looks, etc. ) and their name happens to be shelly. thus SHELVIS

that girl really knows how to shake it, she must be a shelvis.

by Shelly March 30, 2005

zimpick

The little containers contain little goodies that you get out of a vending machine.

"Mommy, mommy ! Look what I got in this zimpick !"

by Shelly April 3, 2005

714

Its the fucking OC dammit.

That girl that lives in the OC`s number is 714-blah blah blah

by Shelly April 3, 2005

guiche

also know as the taint

taint your balls, taint your ass

by shelly January 14, 2005