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uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.
Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly
uncle blow dick by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!
Word of the Day on December 2, 2014

Poop dick blow-job 

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
Poop dick blow-job by chilifest March 12, 2009

Blowdick 

When your dick decides to blow up after handling too much pressure.
Omar: sorry babe, can't perform tonight
Sam: oh shit lov, what happened?
Omar: got me a bad case of blowdick as of last night #yeboyy
Blowdick by tsaltsal June 2, 2018

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026