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uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.
Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly
uncle blow dick by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023

blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)
Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!
Word of the Day on December 2, 2014

Poop dick blow-job 

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
Poop dick blow-job by chilifest March 12, 2009

Blowdick 

When your dick decides to blow up after handling too much pressure.
Omar: sorry babe, can't perform tonight
Sam: oh shit lov, what happened?
Omar: got me a bad case of blowdick as of last night #yeboyy
Blowdick by tsaltsal June 2, 2018
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026