@thatblondechick's definitions

blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014

Boomerang Pussy

When a man breaks it off with his current girl but keeps expecting to have sexual relations with her.

I'm no boomerang pussy! You can't throw me away and expect it to come right back

by @thatblondechick December 31, 2015