Brosquito

Pronounced as “Bro•Sketo”.
A “Brosquito” is someone who’s yo bro but you feel a little more love for him at that moment in time so you decide to call him something a little extra today, hence, “Brosquito”.

“Ay man, we’ve been friends for a while now and I just wanted to say that I really do appreciate you.... Brosquito“ -Bro

by Brosquito March 8, 2018

brosquito

a bro... an especially broish bro. the broest of all bros, bro.

bro: whazzap my brosquitos!!
bros: nothin much brosquito!

by madbuttery January 17, 2011

Brosquito

A person who sucks the life out of you (negative connotation)

Dude, brosquito Italiano is totally cramping my style in business class.

by PumpkinCandle November 1, 2014

Brosquito

The internet slang Brosquito is the combination of bro and mosquito, used ironically to refer to someone.

"Brosquito is 10 years old😭"

by Gabe (not newell) March 12, 2026

vernal broquinox

The first nice day of Spring, usually the saturday after skirt day, in which all the bros chill out by the grill in their lax pennies or 90s NBA jersey and ray bans. Pig skins will be tossed, fags smoked, natties crushed, and red meat consumed.

Right after spring break the vernal broquinox came me and my and all my bros chilled outside all day. So chill.

Moose-- can you bring over my vineyard vines coozie today? Its the vernal broquinox.

by peckerle March 20, 2011

bisquito

bis qui toe

Noun

Used in place of other words. Has no actual meaning. Sole purpose to aggravate your friends, or stimulate conversation.

Also can be used to break the silence, or help to engage in serious laughter.

Similar to burness

Jon: I want no tomatoes.
Anne: Oh, now you hate bisquitos?
John: OMG, he hates bisquitos!!!
Jon: What's a bisquito?
Anne: John, Jon doesn't know what bisquitos are...HAHA.
John: I know, he totally thinks they are tomatoes!!
Jon: I love french fries!!
Anne: Jon loves bisquitos!!!
Jon: So bisquitos are french fries???
John: ANNE!!! HAHA!!! He thinks they are french fries!!!
Anne: He is so stupid..HAHAHA!

also:

silence
silence

BISQUITO, BISQUITO...BISQUITO!!!

LAUGHTER!!!! BAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by John W [dirtynap.com] March 5, 2007

boysquito

A childish pest that is short and scrawny in stature. May get obnoxiously loud during the fall migration pattern. The species is currently endangered due to its disruptive behaviors.

The boysquito was spotted today. He couldn't be seen but only heard.

by The Lion1853 August 31, 2009