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Bloquitas 

Bloquitas is Jordan Knights version of calling his fans blockheads.

Ladies all over the world feel honored by this definition, even those lacking the Latin flare.
"Whenever Jordan Knight calls out to his Bloquitas, they surrender their credit cards for the chance to watch him eat Bacon and maybe drink some tea with his pinky up".

"Look at that Bloquita, thinking she has a chance with Jordan".
Bloquitas by Blood-sucker August 30, 2012

Mikael Blomkvist 

The male protagonist of Steig Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. Intelligent, caring, and a ladies man of respect. Helped solve the 40-year mystery of the disappearance of Harriet Vanger while working with Lisbeth Salander, possibly the most awesome female protagonist ever.
Mikael Blomkvist was hired to help Henrik Vanger find his neice in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, helped bring to justice several members of a sex-trafficking ring in the Girl Who Played With Fire, and stood by Lisbeth's side when she was on trial for crimes she didn't commit.
Mikael Blomkvist by Villainouspandora September 20, 2010
Dayum Bomquisha, you got a big ass
bomquisha by 1234ham February 16, 2017

blosquirt 

The act of performing fellatio on a person afflicted with diarrhea.
Jesse asked, "So she gave you a blumpkin?"
Adam answered, "Blumpkin, no. I was full on liquid shit, it was a blosquirt."
Jesse replied, "She is a nasty bitch."
Adam stated, "She got some on her chin, that stuff was spraying out all pressurized. From both my dick and my ass. A regular squirt and spurt."
blosquirt by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

blomqvist 

A blomqvist is oftelny of swedish oregin whitch means they love meatballs. Blomqvist is a perfect fit whit first names like karl, rudolf, elmer, kaj, tom, runar and bamse. the exact transylation of blomqvist is flowerstick
bruh im not gay im blomqvist
blomqvist by Zerf33389 January 17, 2021

Blogquistador 

Cf. Conquistador (conqueror sp.), but in the context of a Weblog (blog) contracted to mean someone who dominates the thread of a weblog (blog) a.k.a "Blogquistador".
My status thread on Facebook last night was attacked by blogquistadores. They were trolling my comment threads.
Blogquistador by Sykodoc December 29, 2010