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a typical fan of the Portland Trailblazers, who is still bitter from their failures to win a championship since 1977. A true loser in life, he also cries over this team of arrogant, spoiled, selfish criminals.
The 400 pound bloser fell out of his wheelchair when he saw the Trailblazers choke another playoff game.
bloser by Bloser killer November 28, 2003
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bloser bloser_ bloser_#4793 Blower booser bloner Blouser boser Broser blowser
What smoking blue fentanyl pills turns you into.
Person 1-Look at that person smoking those blue fentanyl pills.

Person 2- Yah, its really sad. Those things have turned them into a total bloser.
Bloser by BrandyBrooke September 2, 2023

bloser_#4793 

literally the best person to exist
i would sell my soul for them
i would step on hot burning rocks for them
i love them so much /p
#arrowstansbloser
callahands:“ bloser_#4793 sucks”
arrow: *spits on them*

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.
He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

Wad blower

An event or happening so incredible/amazing that it would instantly induce premature ejaculation.
Did you see the finale of Lost?

Yes, it was a total wad blower!
Wad blower by Eurospy March 5, 2009

Window blower 

A person who gives head through the window of a vehicle.
The window blower I spotted in the alley sure did look like a girl I went to school with. She was really enjoying the cock.
Window blower by lalaloveless June 25, 2016