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The all mighty Blorpus is all seeing and all consuming. it is not vengeful but craves chaos. It likes flesh of babies and hard core porn. Blorpus will consume all religions and form them into one.
Don't hurt me Blorpus
Blorpus by Blorpus observer January 3, 2023
A Magical land in which Joels across the globe gather to talk about Italy and hating on peoples mothers.
"Mr. Block can i go to the blorpus?"
That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.
Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.
Blorgus by ZESTYG September 4, 2018
A 2-liter bottle of soda pop, derived from the sound a 2-liter bottle makes when squeezed.
I went to the gas station and bought a blopus of Diet Coke.
Blopus by Def_King November 9, 2017
pertaining to anything overweight, obese, fat, mayo, or any messy nature; Usually used to describe fat kids
"Stop being so blorbus Ricky and get the remote"

"Oh man, i just ate 3 Big Macs... I feel so Blorbus"
Blorbus by Brian Kass January 28, 2009
The act of sneezing on someone's inner thigh while naked
blorgus by Anal ass ranch February 22, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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