Blorgi

All the negative things one human can be.

Person 1: Bro, you got no swag
Person 2: Aye, at least I'm not a Blorgi

Blorgi by Milad1285 July 12, 2018

Blorgi

A person who is a major hypocrite and does not like to start things yet starts them every time.

Dude stop being a Blorgi you know no one likes those assholes.

Blorgi by Christopilus July 4, 2018

bloggins

a general term for a soldier.

You and Pte. Bloggins can go clean that up.

Pte. Bloggins may say...

bloggins by Gilcrest March 8, 2004

bloagie 

To get a blow job at the same time you are eating a hoagie.

I went to Wawa and got a bloagie. I'm full, she's full.

bloagie by P.S. and Gang! You Rock! November 13, 2007

blogies 

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

blogies by Anai July 20, 2008

borgify 

To forcefully subsume something into a larger system or whole, with blatant disregard for the individuality of the thing to be subsumed. Inspired by the Borg, a fictional civilization of cyborgs in the Star Trek universe who, although composed of billions of individual bodies and machines, share a single conciousness. The Borg assimilate other species and cultures, adapting their biological and technological distinctiveness to service the Borg, with the declaration that "resistance is futile."

When Gretchen read the memo from headquarters instructing all branch managers to begin using the new timekeeping system at the beginning of the new fiscal year, she knew her team would really resent another attempt to borgify operations.

borgify by T E Williams June 9, 2004

Truism Blogging

(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.

(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.

(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.

Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.

Truism Blogging by Rickter Scale April 25, 2010