Vertigo's definitions

fauxgrammer

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.

Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.

by vertigo February 22, 2006

blorg

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle

If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!

by Vertigo January 9, 2004

sweetness

A noun a level up from "sweet." Best used in a short sentence or as a sentence by itself.

That new game is all sweetness.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

Flamer

Gamer lingo for flamethrower.

Omg... what a flamer whore

by Vertigo December 30, 2004

big pimpin

wicked cool.

The new graphics are big pimpin.
Really? Big pimpin, yo.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

awesome possum

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.

Awesome possum, yo!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex

What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.

by vertigo April 22, 2009