37 definitions by Vertigo
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n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by Vertigo February 22, 2006
When a girl looks really hott in a manner that can only be attained by being unhealthily underweight.
by Vertigo December 29, 2005
by Vertigo January 9, 2004
verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle
by Vertigo January 10, 2004
Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.
by Vertigo January 12, 2004