Vertigo's definitions

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

low res

When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez

whoa that suicide girl was totally low rez, look at the hail damage on her ass!

by vertigo December 29, 2004

sweetness

A noun a level up from "sweet." Best used in a short sentence or as a sentence by itself.

That new game is all sweetness.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

big pimpin

wicked cool.

The new graphics are big pimpin.
Really? Big pimpin, yo.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

bejamble

verb - To elude someone. Mainly used in reference to a thought that has been lost due to marijuana intoxication. Where it feels like the thought is just beyond one's grasp. Quite often the particular idea seems of infinite importance or profundity, just to turn out to be inane. Pronounced with a southern accent.

"what were we just talking about?"
"Well I was saying that if the universe... ummm... If the.... Hold on.. I got it.. If the Universe were like... I had it but it keeps bejamblin me."

by vertigo January 9, 2005

quarky

a weird nerd

That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.

by Vertigo January 14, 2003

meeple

A cutesy, girlish-sounding word taken from the German game Carcassonne, this word has been adapted to have many meanings, such as "That sucks" or "Oh crap." It can also be a verbal expression of a sigh or puppy-dog face. Whatever the usage, the word is usually expressing sadness or disappointment.

Professor: "The two papers will be due tomorrow. Sorry about the short notice."
Student: "Meeple."

Guy: "I'm working through some serious health issues right now."
Girl: "Meeple... I hope things go okay."

by Vertigo September 18, 2002