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Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.
Net Girl: I gotta go. I'm gonna take a shower.
Net Guy: Mind if I join ya? XD
by Vertigo January 11, 2004

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bell-shaped candy composed mainly of sugar

can also mean cute girl
That girl Becky is sure one sweet gumdrop.
by Vertigo January 08, 2004

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1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )
Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette
by vertigo February 08, 2006

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Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself
Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!
by Vertigo May 23, 2004

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n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by vertigo February 22, 2006

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–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
by vertigo April 22, 2009

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to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom
Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.

Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.
by Vertigo January 11, 2004

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