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bloop bloops 

Bloop Bloops occur sometimes during a women's menstrual cycle. They are the heavy clots that are passed during their heaviest days during the cycle.

Bloop Bloops can also refer to the sound that they make make when the clots fall into the toilet. The term can also refer to the condition she has during this time, "I got the bloop bloops."
Bloop Bloops can also be compared to what a passed clot may look like, a "bloop bloop."
bloop bloops by pegasys March 15, 2009
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bloop bloops 

Dan's name for fire flies when he's drunk or high
"Woah, look, look, see right there bloop bloops"
bloop bloops by dl33t June 9, 2004

bloop bloop 

A nick-named noun otherwise known as XBox 360 Achievements, referring to the sound that one's television makes as the achievement is displayed at the top of the t.v.
*On XBox 360 headset talking over Live
Rob: Hey Patrick.....
Patrick: What?
Rob: Bloop Bloop! (Gets achievement on XBox) Haha bitches!
bloop bloop by jussme March 30, 2008

bloop-bloop 

The type of (clean) bowel movement where the excrement are tiny and ball-shaped, resulting in a “bloop-bloop” sound when they break the surface of toilet water. When more of these droppings are released in a continuous and repetitive fashion, the longer the bloop-bloop will be. Some bloop-bloops are known to cause such splashes that will spray toilet water back up the rectum of the depositor. This is known as toilet backdraft.
My doodie made a bloop-bloop and tickled my asshole with cold water.
bloop-bloop by MehsMehs June 9, 2005

Bloop blooping 

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop
Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.
Bloop blooping by Narcissistickait January 29, 2021

bloop bloop 

Manuel is so effin bloop bloop.

The puppy is bloop bloop.
bloop bloop by yo_noods April 19, 2009

bloop-bloop 

putting a dudes wang in your mouth then taking it out. A quick action. bloop-bloop.
"Yo did you give that dude head? Nah girl I just bloop-blooped him. Just to give him a taste of what it's like."
bloop-bloop by J.Ho January 6, 2008
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