bloog

the sound Bert McCraken's feet make in jello

Bert why is ur foot in my jello *bloog*

by Stefanie i want ur mom May 13, 2005

bloog

Bloog means when you get Blopped in the Jleek by a Floog.

Man you just got Blooged by Jonny!

by Briana March 6, 2005

Bloog

Another word for blood.

Did you see the head in the crime scene? It was covered in bloog.

by Koushi Sugawara December 10, 2020

Blog it

A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:

Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.

Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.

Blog it.

It's an ORBX airport.

Write a book.

by Swivel Chair Patrol January 2, 2017

Blodgetize

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

night blogger

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

just so, so bored. you cant do anything other than type the urban dictionary menu bar

brad: please kill me im so bored
jo-ann: urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog

by RobertCalifornia October 29, 2020