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bloop-bloop 

The type of (clean) bowel movement where the excrement are tiny and ball-shaped, resulting in a “bloop-bloop” sound when they break the surface of toilet water. When more of these droppings are released in a continuous and repetitive fashion, the longer the bloop-bloop will be. Some bloop-bloops are known to cause such splashes that will spray toilet water back up the rectum of the depositor. This is known as toilet backdraft.
My doodie made a bloop-bloop and tickled my asshole with cold water.
bloop-bloop by MehsMehs June 9, 2005
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bloop-bloop 

putting a dudes wang in your mouth then taking it out. A quick action. bloop-bloop.
"Yo did you give that dude head? Nah girl I just bloop-blooped him. Just to give him a taste of what it's like."
bloop-bloop by J.Ho January 6, 2008

bloop-bloop 

Machine gun shits, or the rapid fire shits.
Damn nigga, i ate sum white castles and now i gotta bloop-bloop.

bloop-bloop 

Slang word used for taking a dump; shit; dookie.
Man, I gotta take a bloop-bloop.
bloop-bloop by Moofa$a May 31, 2007

bloop bloop 

A nick-named noun otherwise known as XBox 360 Achievements, referring to the sound that one's television makes as the achievement is displayed at the top of the t.v.
*On XBox 360 headset talking over Live
Rob: Hey Patrick.....
Patrick: What?
Rob: Bloop Bloop! (Gets achievement on XBox) Haha bitches!
bloop bloop by jussme March 30, 2008

bloop bloop 

Manuel is so effin bloop bloop.

The puppy is bloop bloop.
bloop bloop by yo_noods April 19, 2009

bloop bloop 

fish language just like the off jojo swia in french lesson
bloop bloop bloop
bloop bloop by xarrybon March 30, 2021
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