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boontard 

Noob spelled backwards with a part of retard added at the end. All the gay fags that cant play videogames are referred to as this.
:Michael still has to play NBA Street on Easy.
:What a "boontard"
boontard by the_alec April 11, 2008
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A code name for a Blunt or a dutch filled with tweed.
We needed a bloonter or else Julio would kill somebody.
bloonter by Daniel Madar December 3, 2007

Boontard 

Often used in gaming and was originally conceived by a member of the ={NF}= "no fear" clan of Spearhead fame. His name was "Spunkmeier" or "spunky" for short.

The term was formed of two words "noob" meaning a newbie who cannot play for shit. And Bastard. The noob was reversed and added to the last part of Bastard to form "boontard"...

This word was used instead of calling someone a "bastard noob" one would simply say BOONTARD!
Don't stand there, you'll get shot in the head you fucking boontard!!
Boontard by Philzee April 9, 2009

bloonarius 

The fucking asshole in btd6 that kills you every single fucking time.
Bruh elite bloonarius sucks ass , i just want to beat it for once...
bloonarius by Fronos August 18, 2021

Bloontrix 

Basically Boltrix but the name was used in his Bloons TD Battles 2 Rags to Riches videos. And a portmanteau for "Bloon" and "Boltrix".
"Bloontrix is trying his best to reach ZOMG Superdome and Hall of Masters before it's too late!"
Bloontrix by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

bloonarius r34 

bloons towerdefence 6 bloonairus, ithas lots of cool photos
person one: have you seen bloonarius r34
persone two: yeah bro its so good and skidibi toilet
bloonarius r34 by imnotreal12345 March 24, 2024
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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