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Bookering 

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.
Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.
Bookering by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018

Blanketing

Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.
Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head

Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING
Blanketing by silky$ August 10, 2012

Brookering

The stimulation of a female's clitorus with the use of 2 or less fingers and which is not followed by sexual intercourse.
Brookering is the art of say pulling a female on a weekend and giving her some stimulation but then not sealing the deal that night or on any subsequent occassion.
Brookering by Ginger Pigeon October 23, 2011

A Blanketing of Hugs 

1. Many simultaneous hugs resulting in layers of people around an individual

2. Many consecutive, individual hugs.

3. Sitting on a couch in a person's arms so they feel all warm on you like a blanket. Also see: techinically a hug.

4. A series of hugs from one person, like being wrapped in a blanket
A Blanketing of Hugs by Halovex March 15, 2011

Smallpox blanketing 

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.
Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.

Bookering 

Harassing someone for doing something that they are allowed to do.
I took a shortcut across the courtyard and this crazy guy started bookering me over it, insisting that the "no dogs" sign also meant "no people."
Bookering by J Gipperson September 6, 2018