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Blooding 

Girl: Oh my fucking God you're such an arse!!
Boy: Are you blooding...
Girl: FUCK OFF!
Blooding by sarah-88 February 20, 2009
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blooding 

when you have a cut and you are bleeding out.
"Hey, look guys...I'm blooding."
blooding by SWGT April 14, 2009

Blooding 

Blooding is when one bleeds whilst on their period. (Mostly used by women. If a man uses this take him to a doctor.)
Jessica: Oh my god, I'm blooding!
Elizabeth: Sucks to suck Tiffany, I haven't got my period at all this month.
Jessica: My name's not Tiffany...
Blooding by go ape October 15, 2019

Blooding Up 

verb. Blooding Up
adj. Blooded Up

An Aussie term for getting sexually aroused referring to the increased amount of blood directed into the genetelia - primarily in men, but can also be applied to women.
While receiving a lap dance at a strip club in Perth:

Stripper: "Got ya blooded up yet?"

Patron: "Oh yeah, I'm blooding up all right!"
Blooding Up by political zombie December 18, 2010

Car blooding 

Where one or more people throw blood on a car and often many at one time and most often by getting a bucket of blood and dumping it over the side of an overpass so that it will fall on the cars passing below. This is often done by people in the wealth reform movement and/or american communist movement and/or anarchist etc. to protest and respresent the blood of the 16,000 people who starve to death somewhere in the world everyday which the people in the developed world are responsible for because it gobbles up a the wealth.
Lets do some car blooding.
Car blooding by The Fury 13 December 11, 2010

blooning 

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.
"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.
Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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