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bloodcump 

A young bitch who goes around like boys both older and younger and a life full of drama and in need of attention
That girl is a bloodcump
bloodcump by Demola pop July 26, 2018
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bloodcunt crazies 

An alternative term for 'premenstrual syndrome' or 'PMS'.
Dude 1: My girlfriend just trashed my car and set fire to my house!
Dude 2: Wow! What did you do?
Dude 1: Nothing! I think it's just that time of the month!
Dude 2: The bloodcunt crazies, tough luck mate.

Bloodcunt 

Possibly the most offensive word in the English language. Pairing up 'Blood' with cunt results in a word so offensive that it should only be used in the most extreme circumstances.
"fucking bloodcunt"
Bloodcunt by Les January 12, 2004

blowdump 

When your partner gives oral sex while your emptying your bowls.
When Alice comes home from work there is nothing more that Ja-Mae likes than a blowjob while having a dump(blowdump)
blowdump by Ja-mae May 15, 2016

bloodsimple 

a metal band from texas, their sound is a cross between slipknot and mudvayne. though they have many angry and violent screaming metal ballads, they do not shy away from a good hard rock style song.
"A Crule World" is probably one of the best bloodsimple songs written.
bloodsimple by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006

bloodcorpion 

Pads into camp is greeted by leader Coalstar "Bloodscorpion, go on patrol for the day" grumbles and pads out doesn't wanna argue with the leader cause wants to be leader one day finds a rattlesnake behind the nursery bites neck and rips of head brings to camp to Coalstar Coalstar gasps "Bloodscorpin! you saved are kits! how can we thank you!" scoffs "make me senior worrier!" is smacked by Aldertalon (the now deputy) "you'll have to do more then thatItalic text, Bloodscopion" laughs
"Hey who is that sexy cat?"

"It's Bloodcorpion, the only sexy cat"

::smacks lips: "I should've known that"
bloodcorpion by PaytAri March 10, 2018

Bloodcunt 

used affectionately by men towards each other
a man could talk to another man and say "alright cunty" or "alright you old blood cunt"
Bloodcunt by natalie May 13, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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