Blondger 

A blondger is a blonde-ginger. This is a person who is either blonde but looks like a ginger or a ginger who looks like a blonde. Blondgers can be created if a blonde haired person dies their hair slightly orange, real blondgers are fairly rare. Blondgers are thought of and discriminated against as if they are gingers, whether they are a real ginger or a blonde, for blondgers have no soul.

What is up with this kid, was he born from a leprechaun and a scandanavian? What a blondger!

Blondger by Alberto Blondger June 21, 2012

blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.

'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

blonder than barbie by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017

Blondering 

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.

On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.

Blondering by matree May 26, 2010

a blonder

A person who only f*cks blondes

Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....

Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder

a blonder by : P ya right May 17, 2006

blonderexic 

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.

omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.

blonderexic by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008

blonderexic 

Being so addicted to bleaching your hair that it's almost white, flat, monochromatic, and burnt to a frizzle.

Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County is blonderexic and needs to just shave her head and start over.

blonderexic by Spiral Jacobs August 5, 2008

Blondier 

When a blond haired individual has a blond moment, they have a lapse of intelligence which makes them appear dumber than usual

or

To dye one's hair a blonder shade of blonde, to go blondier

I can't wait to dye my hair even blondier

Blondier by Life/Death June 21, 2011