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blond-ho 

Derogatory slang-term usually used by men whilst drinking in bars, but could be used in any conversation between men or dyke lesbians, referencing a trashy-looking, low-rent sort of woman with blonde hair. Possibly more used in the South than other parts of the U.S.
'Sure as hell would like to tap that blond-ho at the end of the bar, she looks like a swallower.
blond-ho by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.
Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!
blond hoe by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017
1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.
1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.
ho-blind by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012

Ho Blood 

A heritable trait from one or both parents that causes one to act in a sexually compulsively way, such as deep kissing significant other at a party when you know it's going to freak out your parents or their parents.
Girls, it's time we had a talk about the birds and the bees.. You have Ho Blood. It just runs in our family.
Ho Blood by NeoGeoOreo January 1, 2024

blind homer 

to support a team so blindly as to defy conventional wisdom
Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.
blind homer by Jacko Hater January 14, 2009

blind hook 

A term used to describe an technique in the popular WC3 game, DOTA.

It refers to the hero Pudge's ability to throw a hook out and drag opponents to their death. A blind hook is the ability to see an opponent dissapear in the fog of war or into the trees and throw a hook out blindly and still snag the player in by prediction of movement.

It usually results in bad player blaming the Pudge that he is a map hacker and can see the whole screen.
Pudge: blind hook owned son
Noob: wtf, mh, banned
Pudge: tool...
blind hook by DDDD January 24, 2008

blood horny 

When aroused by the opposite sex to a point of violence, i.e. biteing lips whilst kissing. Or unintentional punching/kicking during lovemaking. Rough love, but not meant to be rough, like accidental abuse out of pure desire from a heightened euphoric state. Afterwards the action is excused out of love and understanding of ones awesomeness.
When my woman smiles up at me during the deed, i get so blood horny that i accidentaly slap her. But she likes it!
blood horny by C Bitt The SBoom September 25, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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