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elin blomqvist
An Elin Blomqvist is a person who can't stand being alone. She is very social, but she needs her best friend to feel comfortable. She gets all the girls, but she is not lesbian. A typical Elin Blomqvist often lies about her identity, she is in fact an immigrant with heritage from middle eastern countries. Her real name is Fatima Mohammed. Elin Blomqvists all have a really weird fetish, putting cucumbers in their eyes with POO in their face.
elin blomqvist by fulmensexig December 6, 2021
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blogivist
A blogivist is an online advocate of liberty and the principles of limited government—someone who isn’t content with simply saying something about the need for greater liberty, but someone who does something about it.
Chicago blogivists contributed to the defeat of a $50 million tax increase, after they informed citizens about the issue.
blogivist by Sam Adams Alliance February 25, 2008
Mikael Blomkvist
The male protagonist of Steig Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. Intelligent, caring, and a ladies man of respect. Helped solve the 40-year mystery of the disappearance of Harriet Vanger while working with Lisbeth Salander, possibly the most awesome female protagonist ever.
Mikael Blomkvist was hired to help Henrik Vanger find his neice in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, helped bring to justice several members of a sex-trafficking ring in the Girl Who Played With Fire, and stood by Lisbeth's side when she was on trial for crimes she didn't commit.
Mikael Blomkvist by Villainouspandora September 20, 2010
blomquist
Blogquistador
Cf. Conquistador (conqueror sp.), but in the context of a Weblog (blog) contracted to mean someone who dominates the thread of a weblog (blog) a.k.a "Blogquistador".
My status thread on Facebook last night was attacked by blogquistadores. They were trolling my comment threads.
Blogquistador by Sykodoc December 29, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.