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im not gay 

The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.
Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.
im not gay by Very good name August 20, 2020
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im not gay 

"guys im not gay" is exactly what a Gay person would say.
"guys im not gay. I'm- I'M NOT GAY!"
Source: Search "Guy's I'm not gay" on Youtube.
im not gay by Psycho Doge September 27, 2020

im not gay 

This is a sentence is used by people who are trying to tell other people that they are not gay, but they are gay. So if you say this people automatically going to assume that you like the same gender as you are.
Guys, guys, im not gay trust me. (He is gay)
im not gay by pseudonymanman December 19, 2023

Im not gay 

Something someone who is internally homophobic but quite gay
Mickey: Im not gay but Ian Gallagher is really hot
Mandy: mick that's gay asf
Mickey: stfu

Im not gay seat 

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.
"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"
Im not gay seat by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007

"im not gay" hug 

When two men, having a mutual respect for each other, give one another a hug and pat on the back, usually, three times in rapid succession. "pat... pat... pat" which translates to "im... not... gay"
I hadn't seen my friend in so long i hugged him, but i didn't want to seem gay so i have him the "Im not gay" hug.
"im not gay" hug by matt flowers February 13, 2007

IM NOT GAY MOM

A WORD USED WHEN you tell your mom your not gay
"TRUST ME MOM IM NOT GAY UGH YOU NEVER BELIVE ME!" this phrase shows you are telling your mom you are not homosexual. Im not gay mom means you are telling your mom that you are not homosexual.
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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