bloomquist

A sexy ass mf

Jakob is a Bloomquist

by DaddyBlooms December 9, 2020

bloomquist

A sexy ass mf

Jakob is a Bloomquist

by DaddyBlooms December 9, 2020

blomquist

A badass. Likes riding motor vehicles

Man that Blomquist is a badass

by Blomquist November 24, 2017

blomqvist

A blomqvist is oftelny of swedish oregin whitch means they love meatballs. Blomqvist is a perfect fit whit first names like karl, rudolf, elmer, kaj, tom, runar and bamse. the exact transylation of blomqvist is flowerstick

bruh im not gay im blomqvist

by Zerf33389 January 17, 2021

Blogquistador

Cf. Conquistador (conqueror sp.), but in the context of a Weblog (blog) contracted to mean someone who dominates the thread of a weblog (blog) a.k.a "Blogquistador".

My status thread on Facebook last night was attacked by blogquistadores. They were trolling my comment threads.

by Sykodoc December 29, 2010

Bloomtwist

An advanced position in which an individual can show off both their ass and abs simultaneously.

“No shit, there I was - ass up - but they asked for the Bloomtwist. So, I had to twist around to show off my abs and make eye contact.

by Sqwad May 6, 2022

elin blomqvist

An Elin Blomqvist is a person who can't stand being alone. She is very social, but she needs her best friend to feel comfortable. She gets all the girls, but she is not lesbian. A typical Elin Blomqvist often lies about her identity, she is in fact an immigrant with heritage from middle eastern countries. Her real name is Fatima Mohammed. Elin Blomqvists all have a really weird fetish, putting cucumbers in their eyes with POO in their face.

Euw, who is that girl with poo on her face?

Oh, that's just Elin Blomqvist

by fulmensexig December 6, 2021