A blomqvist is oftelny of swedish oregin whitch means they love meatballs. Blomqvist is a perfect fit whit first names like karl, rudolf, elmer, kaj, tom, runar and bamse. the exact transylation of blomqvist is flowerstick

bruh im not gay im blomqvist

blomqvist by Zerf33389 January 17, 2021

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Blogquistador

Cf. Conquistador (conqueror sp.), but in the context of a Weblog (blog) contracted to mean someone who dominates the thread of a weblog (blog) a.k.a "Blogquistador".

My status thread on Facebook last night was attacked by blogquistadores. They were trolling my comment threads.

Blogquistador by Sykodoc December 29, 2010

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Bloomtwist

An advanced position in which an individual can show off both their ass and abs simultaneously.

“No shit, there I was - ass up - but they asked for the Bloomtwist. So, I had to twist around to show off my abs and make eye contact.

Bloomtwist by Sqwad May 6, 2022

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Bloomist

Someone who actively hates dooms and their energy. A person who’s firmly on team Blooms and gets genuinely annoyed or angry whenever a dooms drags the vibe down.

I’m a total bloomist — I can’t stand doomers!

I’m a bloomist to my core — I physically cannot stay in a conversation once it turns doomer. I start seeing a brighter world instead.

Bloomist by garrytovosia April 11, 2026

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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