blogofear

You've spent hours setting up your server. Installed Wordpress. Covered every security loophole both you and the blogosphere could think of. No more excuses you could write your first post. Instead, you make another cup of coffee. You add some extra plugins that you "need". Still your Blog Stats read: O posts

John: Hey Frank setup ur blog yet?

Frank: Yeah. No posts yet.

John: How come?

Frank: Blogofear

John: Ahh. Dude, I know exactly what you're going thru

blogofear by Quinton Parker January 17, 2008

bloofer 

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

bloofer by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

blogofascism 

Is a term coined by the critic Lee Siegel as an expression of th Internet's antidemocratic elements.
It contrasts the popular belief that the Internet promotes free speech and open discussion among the web population.

Quote:
Internet users generally...and bloggers (as part of promoting blogofascism)especially, inhabit an absolute solitary space in which other people exist as stick figures filled out by the user's or blogger's conception of them."

blogofascism by NMM February 24, 2008

blogofare 

Form of welfare paid by the government to people who do nothing but blog

"Iain Hall is in receipt of blogofare"

blogofare by Bourbon Boy June 22, 2007

blogosfear 

Fear of being talked about or becoming a character in someone's blog.

When he talked to his friend, he was overwhelmed with blogosfear thinking their conversation would be published the next day in her very popular blog.

blogosfear by Red's Wrap March 22, 2013

blogoart 

Blogoart represents the art of blogging.

Gitanshu excelled blogoart

blogoart by gitannnnssss June 16, 2018

Bloofer 

When a woman’s queef can’t escape her pussy and is forced into a man’s dick hole.

My friend Daniel’s dick was so swollen after getting a long bloofer from his Girlfirend.

Bloofer by BLOOFER9000 May 13, 2022