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"Stern just had a boofart, it came out of no where!"
boofart by EaglesDawgs August 16, 2009

bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloodfart 

A fart of blood from ones anus after vigorous anal insertion
I had me a good bloodfart after dally foot blasted my ringer
Bloodfart by The real J.C March 13, 2015

Bloodfart 

The most amazing, hardcore and non existant band ever!
"Dude, did you see bloodfart last night?!" "Yeah man it was insane!"
Bloodfart by Steven Goatgaggle March 24, 2013

bloosharted 

A state of flatulence in which the individual (or animal) exudes the combination of blood, fecal matter and gas.
Mary: Excuse me I need to change my dungarees.

Elphaba: Heavens! What is that ghastly odor?

Mary: Too many choco-tacos for one hot dame. *whispers* I bloosharted.
bloosharted by bungalocarl May 6, 2014

bloodfart 

1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration
Man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after I came and pulled out of his ass.
bloodfart by weasel February 10, 2003
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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