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Blogowers

1. Pronounced (Blog-oh-wers) Blogowers is a term used to describe people that follow blogs faithfully and blindly into oblivion.

2. The life-blood of bloggers EVERYWHERE!

3. The sometimes hostile and sarcastic "makers and breakers" of a blogger's dreams.

4. A living, breathing organism, made up of millions of blog readers that can break you with a single word and with the same word make you a star!
With a single sentence Blogowers can make your site famous, or infamous. It all depends on the good or bad words they use, so blog responsibly!!!
by The Penguin Gazette October 17, 2011
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Bloggers

Dam that was bloggers
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bloggers

Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.
Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.
by astro_man23 May 14, 2011
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blogiversary

The yearly anniversary of someones web-log (blog)
I celebrated my second blogiversary today
by Richard January 12, 2005
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blogiverse

The world of blogs. A collection of harmless drudges. Blogistan
I'm famous throught the known blogiverse.
by real123 July 12, 2006
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Blowers Remorse

Blowers Remorse is the after math of an 8 ball + bad judgment.

a. After a night of wacking down fat lines you decide it’s a good idea to bang the first person that answers your call. (this person may or may not be from the personals section of the village voice)

b.Your 50 piece runs out so you call your connect only to find out you blew through your savings account and now need to manually blow your dealer for a 20.

c.You accidently switch your bag of soft with your friends bag of hard- 3 days later you wake up in a jail cell with an unidentifiable rash around your mouth.

d.After a night of cooking up your own shit you decide to call your ex for a late night rendezvous, only to realize you have just asked your current girlfriend to come by take it in the can and promise not to tell your girl about this.
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“ Damn I wacked down a 8 ball to the face, got so horny I ran to the deli and called an asian tranny from the village voice”- coke head
“dude, that sounds like a personal problem, but I have tickets to the benfica game can you come”-pedro
“no I have an appointment at the clinic my ass is on fire”- coke head
“I can borrow my grandmas donut for you”-pedro
“im never doing coke again”-coke head
“dude sounds like you got a case of blowers remorse”-pedro

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"Fuck the bags dry"- Antonio
"dude just call your guy with the 50's"- drew
"hes on his way give me some paper"-Antonio
"i only have 15"-drew
"i guess your going to have to take one for the team" antonio"
"why me, my ass still hurts from thursday"-drew
"because its my connect"- antonio
"i cant believe i let him cum in my mouth"-drew
"this is good shit you wont taste anything in 2 minutes good team work"-antonio
"i cant believe i have taken it this far"- drew
"dude calm down what are you having an episode of blowers remorse"-antonio
"fuck this is good shit"-drew
by lil dove November 17, 2011
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devon blowers

A moon boot short shorts wearing hippie. Who looks high as fuck every day. She is a fantastic artist with a bodacious booty.
Hey look at that devon blowers wearing those mo fuckin moon boots.
by Heffgarcia November 18, 2013
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