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block monster

City version of chuck Norris.

Someone who succeeds in everything they do.
"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "
block monster by arod23 June 11, 2016
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Block Monster

A block monster is the toughest guy on the block. He can be a bully but he doesn't have to be. He's the guy who runs his hands the most and wins or is willing to run a fade at almost any given time. A block monster is more about throwing hands one on one or in a group and stomping people out than shooting guns. If they sucker punch some one at a party they usually don't run off. They'll finish the fight or if they knocked the dude out, they'll stay and laugh about it.

A feature of being a block monster is that they have a reputation for fighting and the people who know them, even people close to them, fear them. They can be big tall muscular dudes but they don't have to be. They usually have street legends about them either taking or giving brutal beatings involving multiple opponents. Or tall tales about going overboard with extreme violence. It's always good to remember they aren't bulletproof though.

Deebo from Friday is the archetypal example of a block monster.
Damn dude, that block monster Deebo ran into a couple dudes at the gas station who owed him money so he laid both them out, took their bicycle, laid it across them and jumped on it.

Black Monster Cock 4 

Thanks to Combatzone.us there is now an amazing sequel to all of Black Monster Cock's greatest hits! Featuring new double wide anal penetration and buckets of man juice, this new movie will have you on you knees... begging for more ;)
I love jacking off to the new Black Monster Cock 4!

Black Monster 

Black Monster by arealbadbitch June 21, 2019

black ice monster 

one of the greatest slurpee flavors. it is a monster with dark purple coloring to look like black ice. when consumed it will make feces green!
Naval:yoa craig wana get some black ice monster?

Craig: O u know it!
black ice monster by N of n0v3mBer January 26, 2009

MONSTER BLACK 

referring to an extremely large, firm penis belonging to that of a black man.......an example of one would be 50 cent, usher and the like
o man, he pummelled me with his monster black......it felt sooooooooooo good
MONSTER BLACK by southern surfer August 3, 2005

blackmonstergames2 

A term used to describe pure agony to a specific Russian individual in the Roblox Game: YBA (Your Bizarre Adventure). This term is usually said after being harassed harder than a brown dad shouting at you after not completing your Math Homework. People will infer this as derogatory and offensive so please use this word at your own risk (you may get banned). This term is also as bad as "/e dance" after "rking" someone in YBA.
"stupid blackmonstergames2 keeps rking"
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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