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On the chopping block 

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.
Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

chippy block

When you have eaten too many chips, which therefore causes a block in your throat aka chippy block
I ate too many chips, now I've got chippy block
chippy block by Queen chip April 9, 2017

nuts on the chopping block 

to profess something that you truly believe may prove to be right but has dire consequences if you are wrong.
I convinced the CEO that we should spend a shitload of money on this marketing deal. I hope it works out- i got my nuts on the chopping block here.
nuts on the chopping block by jilm January 12, 2017

Chopping block 

The act of deleting your slam hog from every form of social media (I.e. text, snap chat, Facebook etc...) whilst ramming your cock inside him or her ass-up-face-down.
That annoying worthless bitch kept fucking up my game; so they got the chopping block.
Chopping block by Cakes100 February 28, 2018

gods chopping block 

i got splinters off gods chopping block
gods chopping block by wormxing October 19, 2010

Social Chopping Block 

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.
Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
Social Chopping Block by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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