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A term for when a Female has her periods
Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.
on blob by bobb todd July 8, 2006

NOTB: Not on the blob 

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)
Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy
NOTB: Not on the blob by Wixo August 29, 2017

on the blob 

When a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.
Dis bitch's a lil' bitchy, I fuckin' think she's on da blob.
on the blob by Fangsta March 17, 2003

On the blob 

A red alcoholic cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint glass and red stained tissue in substitute for an umbrella. Contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the shits the following day.
"I'm on the blob tonight"
On the blob by Mr BlobbyBlob December 28, 2011

on the blob 

A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.
"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!
on the blob by MilitantAtheist December 4, 2003

Onion Blob 

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.
Ill take the onion blob please.
Onion Blob by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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