bloarf 

A made up word from our Lord and Savior, Kanye West. What is it? Only the blessed will find out.

The Yeezy 380 Bloarf colorways make life on Mars so much easier.

bloarf by Sachmo 77 January 10, 2020

Boarfing 

Having anal done to you while skate/penny/or long boarding etc

My boy friend and I started boarfing, because we got horny while skate boarding

Boarfing by Ceceadream June 18, 2019

BLARFED 

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.

Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.

BLARFED by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009

Blorft 

a word created by Tina Fey: (adj.) completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine & reacting to the stress w/the torpor of a possum

Every time I take a test I am blorft.

Blorft by Madster57 May 12, 2011

Blarf 

A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF

wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf

Blarf by Emishell January 2, 2010

blarfably 

Wynonna Earp's strange vocab.

"How blarfably romantic"

blarfably by sapphic_ships June 14, 2017

blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.

After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.

blarf job by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006