Blarf

A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF

wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf

by Emishell January 2, 2010

Blarf

The act of throwing up, puking or perhaps getting sick.

"Oh my god, I haven't felt good all night. Be right back! I think i'm about to blarf!"

"Hold on, I think I have to blarf..."

by erin[x]core; December 20, 2007

Blarf

A male/female (commonly females) who are try hards in looking good yet ugly as fuck and flirts with guys/girls that despise their presence. A common way of identifying a blarf is that they wear shirts that hang off one shoulder, indicating that maybe they are a slut, but later on you find out they are indeed a tight ass prudey trudy. They usually try and act like others and seek loads of attention. They do not follow bros b4 hoes or chicks b4 dicks. Simply, a blarf is someone who thinks they are hot, yet is not in a way, shape, or form attractive.

hannah is the biggest blarf on the planet

did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf

that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.

by killtheblarfs.com April 25, 2011

Blarf

The act of Blarf.

OR

The expression of Blarf.

Hey janathan.. blarf

by Grinidad March 24, 2008

Blarf

The phenomenon that takes place when smoking a blunt you just can't handle and you vomit.

"hphhhhhhhhhh.... braaaaaaaach" "dude! go easier so you don't blarf again"

by EffPee February 11, 2009

BLARFED

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.

Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.

by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009

Blarffing

Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa

"This hot chic and i where blarffing SO hard."

by Purrrrrfect_pussy March 15, 2018