Blarf

A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF

wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf

by Emishell January 2, 2010

blarf

When you barf and laugh at the same time. Truly disasterous.

the party was so mindblowing I blarfed at one point, spraying chucks every which way. Good thing it isn't my house.

by ashenalar February 27, 2004

blarf

An expression of disgust, being a combination of "blech" and "barf."

when I saw her bend over, I was like "Blarf"!

by Barrack Trump February 16, 2017

blarf

When a man receives oral sex while vomitting.

John received a blarf after eating oysters and hiring a hooker.

by Kenton December 17, 2003

blarf

The unavoidable product (vomit) of reading too many pretentious bloggs.

The latest entry was so pretentious it made me blarf.

by Veaman October 22, 2006

blarf

1. to blog angrily; 2. to regurgitate (via the internet) whatever facile jargon and stock phrases, bereft of serious analysis, facts, or nourishing content of any kind, one has been force fed by the asinine and inane

"Ew, gross! I just stumbled over a huge pile of feminist blarf!"

Tumblr is full of blarf.

by Fleetlord_Atvar April 2, 2013

blarf

What is blarf? The world may never know.

Teacher: “Everyone give one word to describe themselves”
Austin: “Blarf.”
Teacher : “Hmm, blarf? Haha I like it... arf arf blarf.”

by BenBackWood May 28, 2018