Blizzow
Blizzow by Chris Geerlings February 12, 2004
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blizzow
Derived from the German "Blizzau"; sometimes shortened to "Blizzie" or "The Blizz".
The name of the coolest cat in Kalamazoo, Michigan. City also known as The Zoo.
The name of the coolest cat in Kalamazoo, Michigan. City also known as The Zoo.
Blizzau, please remove your teeth from my head. It is 5:14 a.m. Go eat a banana, play with your basketball or climb a doorframe.
blizzow by Mike Carlson April 21, 2004
Related Words
Blizzow • blizzowjobicle • blizzowned • blizzo • blizzok • bizzowned • blizzaow • blizzocked • Blizzoned • Blizzoner
blizzowned
When the company Blizzard owns your stupid ass for pretty much anything in World of Warcraft.
You know you've been blizzowned when:
1) Your character gets nerfed.
2) You try to exploit the game and Blizzard already thought that you'd do it and premptivly blocked it.
3) Your account gets banned.
4) When you glitch the game somehow and your character has been rendered useless in one way or another.
5) When you say that Blizzard won't fix something via patch, but in the very next patch, that particular thing is fixed.
You know you've been blizzowned when:
1) Your character gets nerfed.
2) You try to exploit the game and Blizzard already thought that you'd do it and premptivly blocked it.
3) Your account gets banned.
4) When you glitch the game somehow and your character has been rendered useless in one way or another.
5) When you say that Blizzard won't fix something via patch, but in the very next patch, that particular thing is fixed.
1) The mage got blizzowned.
2) I thought I could talk to the horde through custom emots, but I got blizzowned.
3) I was hacking WoW, but they caught me and I got blizzowned.
4) While I was running, my mage blinked and fell through the world to her death. She got blizzowned.
5) Oscar: Blizzard is never going to fix the Druid.
Tyler: Yes they will. Blizzard will buff them.
*new patch comes out*
Oscar: Says they buffed the druids armor by over 150% in two different forms...
Tyler: BLIZZOWNED!
2) I thought I could talk to the horde through custom emots, but I got blizzowned.
3) I was hacking WoW, but they caught me and I got blizzowned.
4) While I was running, my mage blinked and fell through the world to her death. She got blizzowned.
5) Oscar: Blizzard is never going to fix the Druid.
Tyler: Yes they will. Blizzard will buff them.
*new patch comes out*
Oscar: Says they buffed the druids armor by over 150% in two different forms...
Tyler: BLIZZOWNED!
blizzowned by FLEABttn December 22, 2004
Blizzoned
(Adj.) The combination of being both blazed and stoned simultaneously when you're so incredibly high that just one term alone cannot explain your state of mind.
Blizzoned by crackpageant June 13, 2010
blizzocked
blizzocked by Seth Handle123 April 26, 2017
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