blizzowned

When the company Blizzard owns your stupid ass for pretty much anything in World of Warcraft.

You know you've been blizzowned when:

1) Your character gets nerfed.
2) You try to exploit the game and Blizzard already thought that you'd do it and premptivly blocked it.
3) Your account gets banned.
4) When you glitch the game somehow and your character has been rendered useless in one way or another.
5) When you say that Blizzard won't fix something via patch, but in the very next patch, that particular thing is fixed.

1) The mage got blizzowned.
2) I thought I could talk to the horde through custom emots, but I got blizzowned.
3) I was hacking WoW, but they caught me and I got blizzowned.
4) While I was running, my mage blinked and fell through the world to her death. She got blizzowned.
5) Oscar: Blizzard is never going to fix the Druid.
Tyler: Yes they will. Blizzard will buff them.
*new patch comes out*
Oscar: Says they buffed the druids armor by over 150% in two different forms...
Tyler: BLIZZOWNED!

blizzowned by FLEABttn December 22, 2004

Blizzoned 

(Adj.) The combination of being both blazed and stoned simultaneously when you're so incredibly high that just one term alone cannot explain your state of mind.

I got so blizzoned this afternoon I sucked a cambodian hooker's dick for a Big Gulp.

Blizzoned by crackpageant June 13, 2010

blizzocked

Blocked on any social media or communication device. Super fucking blocked.

"'Aye Snoop Dog, wachu do to that bitch?'
'Blizzocked that hoe.'"

blizzocked by Seth Handle123 April 26, 2017

Blizzoner 

Nickname given to NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg following the city's non-response to Dec. 2010 blizzard. This is a play on the nickname Hizzoner usually bestowed on NYC mayors.

Somebody better tell Blizzoner more snow is on the way.

Blizzoner by LMNoVET January 18, 2011

bizzowned 

To be completly owned in a dramatic fasion. It's like being owned times a million.

Steve: Dude, mike owned you at Socom
Gary: omfg who cares, i totally bizzowned his ass the next day.
Steve: oh WOW nevermind, you defiently way better than him.

bizzowned by Michael Jackson December 8, 2004