Blizzoned 

(Adj.) The combination of being both blazed and stoned simultaneously when you're so incredibly high that just one term alone cannot explain your state of mind.

I got so blizzoned this afternoon I sucked a cambodian hooker's dick for a Big Gulp.

Blizzoned by crackpageant June 13, 2010

billzoned

A phrase that the popular streamer "Billzo" says. It means that you have been tricked- duped- absolutely shit on by Billzo, who will laugh at your expense in the way only a bisexual man could.

(gets trolled by Billzo)

Billzo: GET BILLZONED
Billzo: YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME ON HER CELLPHONE
Billzo: SHE GOT MY VOICE AS HER RINGTONE

billzoned by trash child November 9, 2021

Get billzoned 

Your mother called me on her cellphone (hello?) She got my voice as her ring tone, sk-skeleton king got a big throne! These muppets got sent to the ozone (yeah) Married the grind you've been friendzoned (meow)

(FlowBillyShit!)

Get billzoned!

Get billzoned by AstroIsOffline January 24, 2022

blizznadocane 

A massive super storm that is about to take a major poop on the east coast.

Wow, the blizznadocane is about to shit on us, hide your kids hide your wife, cause its taking a dump on everyone out there.

blizznadocane by puddingmmmmmmmm October 28, 2012

blizzowned

When the company Blizzard owns your stupid ass for pretty much anything in World of Warcraft.

You know you've been blizzowned when:

1) Your character gets nerfed.
2) You try to exploit the game and Blizzard already thought that you'd do it and premptivly blocked it.
3) Your account gets banned.
4) When you glitch the game somehow and your character has been rendered useless in one way or another.
5) When you say that Blizzard won't fix something via patch, but in the very next patch, that particular thing is fixed.

1) The mage got blizzowned.
2) I thought I could talk to the horde through custom emots, but I got blizzowned.
3) I was hacking WoW, but they caught me and I got blizzowned.
4) While I was running, my mage blinked and fell through the world to her death. She got blizzowned.
5) Oscar: Blizzard is never going to fix the Druid.
Tyler: Yes they will. Blizzard will buff them.
*new patch comes out*
Oscar: Says they buffed the druids armor by over 150% in two different forms...
Tyler: BLIZZOWNED!

blizzowned by FLEABttn December 22, 2004

Blizzed 

To release a product that is flawed having various aspects of said product or service be completely unusable even though it is for sale on the market or considered completed. Additionally, to provide substandard customer service in effect ignoring the issue(s) when a customer reports them.

Man they really Blizzed up that Obama care ... or ... I called my cell phone company because I don't get reception and they totally Blizzed out and hung up on me.

Blizzed by jdiggidy October 6, 2012

bilzoned 

Get bilzoned your mother called me on her cellphone, she got my voice as her ringtone , sk-skeleton king got a big thrown These mummies got sent to the o-zone Marry the ground you've been friendzoned ~meow~

'you just got bilzoned"
"get bilzoned"

bilzoned by LilaXAnime November 14, 2021