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blizzaow

1. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen.

2. When somthing great happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.

3. This is what you say when you are impressed.

-opposite of sullen, downtroden, somber, stagnant, excited, cheerful.

see: jumanji holla woo wee
A beautiful girl walks by and you say, "Blizzaow! I gotta get wit dat."

When a blackjack dealer deals you 21, you stand up, slap the table, and yell, "blizzaow!"

"Blizzaow, son! All A's on your report card, Blizzaow indeed."
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blizzowned

When the company Blizzard owns your stupid ass for pretty much anything in World of Warcraft.

You know you've been blizzowned when:

1) Your character gets nerfed.
2) You try to exploit the game and Blizzard already thought that you'd do it and premptivly blocked it.
3) Your account gets banned.
4) When you glitch the game somehow and your character has been rendered useless in one way or another.
5) When you say that Blizzard won't fix something via patch, but in the very next patch, that particular thing is fixed.
1) The mage got blizzowned.
2) I thought I could talk to the horde through custom emots, but I got blizzowned.
3) I was hacking WoW, but they caught me and I got blizzowned.
4) While I was running, my mage blinked and fell through the world to her death. She got blizzowned.
5) Oscar: Blizzard is never going to fix the Druid.
Tyler: Yes they will. Blizzard will buff them.
*new patch comes out*
Oscar: Says they buffed the druids armor by over 150% in two different forms...
Tyler: BLIZZOWNED!
by FLEABttn December 22, 2004
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blizzowjobicle

Putting her mouth around my manly part, the Swedish babe proceeded to give me a blizzowjobicle.
by Justin Morris Wood September 2, 2003
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Blizzow

Expression of great joy, akin to "hell yeah!"
The Wings just stomped the Avs! Blizzow!!
by Chris Geerlings February 12, 2004
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blizzow

Derived from the German "Blizzau"; sometimes shortened to "Blizzie" or "The Blizz".

The name of the coolest cat in Kalamazoo, Michigan. City also known as The Zoo.
Blizzau, please remove your teeth from my head. It is 5:14 a.m. Go eat a banana, play with your basketball or climb a doorframe.
by Mike Carlson April 21, 2004
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