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blizzaow 

1. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen.

2. When somthing great happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.

3. This is what you say when you are impressed.

-opposite of sullen, downtroden, somber, stagnant, excited, cheerful.

see: jumanji holla woo wee
A beautiful girl walks by and you say, "Blizzaow! I gotta get wit dat."

When a blackjack dealer deals you 21, you stand up, slap the table, and yell, "blizzaow!"

"Blizzaow, son! All A's on your report card, Blizzaow indeed."
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blizzowned

When the company Blizzard owns your stupid ass for pretty much anything in World of Warcraft.

You know you've been blizzowned when:

1) Your character gets nerfed.
2) You try to exploit the game and Blizzard already thought that you'd do it and premptivly blocked it.
3) Your account gets banned.
4) When you glitch the game somehow and your character has been rendered useless in one way or another.
5) When you say that Blizzard won't fix something via patch, but in the very next patch, that particular thing is fixed.
1) The mage got blizzowned.
2) I thought I could talk to the horde through custom emots, but I got blizzowned.
3) I was hacking WoW, but they caught me and I got blizzowned.
4) While I was running, my mage blinked and fell through the world to her death. She got blizzowned.
5) Oscar: Blizzard is never going to fix the Druid.
Tyler: Yes they will. Blizzard will buff them.
*new patch comes out*
Oscar: Says they buffed the druids armor by over 150% in two different forms...
Tyler: BLIZZOWNED!
blizzowned by FLEABttn December 22, 2004
Related Words

blizzowjobicle 

Putting her mouth around my manly part, the Swedish babe proceeded to give me a blizzowjobicle.
blizzowjobicle by Justin Morris Wood September 2, 2003
Expression of great joy, akin to "hell yeah!"
The Wings just stomped the Avs! Blizzow!!
Blizzow by Chris Geerlings February 12, 2004
Derived from the German "Blizzau"; sometimes shortened to "Blizzie" or "The Blizz".

The name of the coolest cat in Kalamazoo, Michigan. City also known as The Zoo.
Blizzau, please remove your teeth from my head. It is 5:14 a.m. Go eat a banana, play with your basketball or climb a doorframe.
blizzow by Mike Carlson April 21, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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