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blizzaow 

1. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen.

2. When somthing great happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.

3. This is what you say when you are impressed.

-opposite of sullen, downtroden, somber, stagnant, excited, cheerful.

see: jumanji holla woo wee
A beautiful girl walks by and you say, "Blizzaow! I gotta get wit dat."

When a blackjack dealer deals you 21, you stand up, slap the table, and yell, "blizzaow!"

"Blizzaow, son! All A's on your report card, Blizzaow indeed."
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blizzowned

When the company Blizzard owns your stupid ass for pretty much anything in World of Warcraft.

You know you've been blizzowned when:

1) Your character gets nerfed.
2) You try to exploit the game and Blizzard already thought that you'd do it and premptivly blocked it.
3) Your account gets banned.
4) When you glitch the game somehow and your character has been rendered useless in one way or another.
5) When you say that Blizzard won't fix something via patch, but in the very next patch, that particular thing is fixed.
1) The mage got blizzowned.
2) I thought I could talk to the horde through custom emots, but I got blizzowned.
3) I was hacking WoW, but they caught me and I got blizzowned.
4) While I was running, my mage blinked and fell through the world to her death. She got blizzowned.
5) Oscar: Blizzard is never going to fix the Druid.
Tyler: Yes they will. Blizzard will buff them.
*new patch comes out*
Oscar: Says they buffed the druids armor by over 150% in two different forms...
Tyler: BLIZZOWNED!
blizzowned by FLEABttn December 22, 2004
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blizzowjobicle 

Putting her mouth around my manly part, the Swedish babe proceeded to give me a blizzowjobicle.
blizzowjobicle by Justin Morris Wood September 2, 2003
Expression of great joy, akin to "hell yeah!"
The Wings just stomped the Avs! Blizzow!!
Blizzow by Chris Geerlings February 12, 2004
Derived from the German "Blizzau"; sometimes shortened to "Blizzie" or "The Blizz".

The name of the coolest cat in Kalamazoo, Michigan. City also known as The Zoo.
Blizzau, please remove your teeth from my head. It is 5:14 a.m. Go eat a banana, play with your basketball or climb a doorframe.
blizzow by Mike Carlson April 21, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026