Blizztarded

Result of a massive snow storm commonly occurring in Canada during winter time. The word is a combination of Blizzard and Retarded.

"Did you see all the snow we are getting!? this is Blizztarded!"

by Bento-Box December 14, 2009

Blizzarded

Coined during the great Chicago blizzard of 2011, it's the term that best describes the "good time" one may have stuck inside with his or her pals on a Snow Day.

Looks like it's supposed to snow, like, 30 inches, let's hunker down and get blizzarded

by Sour Cream and Jives February 22, 2011

Blizztard

It's the name given to retards that play "Blizzard" brand games like "World Of Warcraft."

Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."

by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009

Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

blingtarded

something that does not bling bling

a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling

by whotis December 8, 2007

Blizztard

A derogatory term used to describe the worst gaming company in the world - Blizztard Entertainment

Andrew: Hey John why arent u on WoW today we need ur gnome warrior
John: I cant i got perma banned by blizztard :(
Andrew: U got banned wtf????
John: Ye i said girl gamers are bad at healing on trade chat :'''(((

by jjjamees July 2, 2016

blizzarden

When it snows really really hard!

also when your eating a dairy queen blizzard

damm guys its blizzarden outside!!

by walterhobbs January 7, 2010