Blizztarded
Result of a massive snow storm commonly occurring in Canada during winter time. The word is a combination of Blizzard and Retarded.
Blizztarded by Bento-Box December 14, 2009
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Blizzarded
Coined during the great Chicago blizzard of 2011, it's the term that best describes the "good time" one may have stuck inside with his or her pals on a Snow Day.
Blizzarded by Sour Cream and Jives February 22, 2011
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Blizztard
Melissa: "Come on Drew we're going to be late."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."
Drew: I can't I am fighting a mage in the mystical forrest."
Melissa: "You're such a Blizztard."
Blizztard by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009
Blitarded
Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011
blingtarded
a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling
blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007
blizzarden
blizzarden by walterhobbs January 7, 2010
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