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bling nut 

One of those locking "puzzle nuts" or "lock lugs" used to prevent theft of high-priced automotive rims. Typically, one standard lug nut per rim is replaced with a bling nut. Bling nuts can not be easily removed without access to the corresponding specially-keyed socket.

Expensive aftermarket rims are a typical bling accessory added to cars to customize the appearance.
I used bling nuts and everything but those pricks still managed to jack the rims off my car last night.
bling nut by Spewey April 13, 2004
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Blind nut 

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
Blind nut by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

blind nut 

Your a blind nut.
Javier called out to adam, you're a blind nut
blind nut by Weldingdog May 6, 2018

Blind nut 

Like a blind date, but for sex
“My friend set me up on a blind nut last night, and she was fucking good.”
Blind nut by Tsaucee September 10, 2020

being a nut 

being a nut means being a meat rider
being a nut by alston123456 May 4, 2023

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

Nutty Blink 

When a guy blows a big load in a girl/guy's eye, then the receiver of the load blinks rapidly.
Girl: Don't ever blow in my eye again! You gave me the nutty blink.

Guy: heh.
Nutty Blink by Mallixlol November 17, 2010