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blind squirrel 

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
He is a blind squirrel.

Blind Squirrel 

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
Blind Squirrel by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009

Blind Squirrel 

After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.
Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.

She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
Blind Squirrel by TheLog127 July 17, 2011

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels 

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.
Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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