blind squirrel 

a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"

That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.

blind squirrel by retsehcmai January 21, 2009

blind squirrel 

blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."

He is a blind squirrel.

blind squirrel by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Blind Squirrel 

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.

Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.

Blind Squirrel by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009

Blind Squirrel 

After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.

Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.

She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.

Blind Squirrel by TheLog127 July 17, 2011

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels 

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut by Uncle Dimma August 14, 2023