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a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"
That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.
by retsehcmai January 21, 2009
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When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
by Timhunter5 September 30, 2009
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After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.
Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.

She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
by TheLog127 July 16, 2011
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blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
He is a blind squirrel.
by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018
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