bliksum 

lightning/thunder

There is a bliksum storm

bliksum by Pig12345678910 December 23, 2020

bliksem 

Afrikaans verb meaning to hit, strike or punch

if he wasn't so big, i'd bliksem that oke.

bliksem by master ace October 11, 2005

Bliksem 

Noun. Roughly the same meaning as 'bastard'.

The bliksem stole my shoes.

Bliksem by Woolf June 28, 2009

Bliksem 

Bliksem: A word used to describe the way in which you will physically assault someone.
Frequently used by adults when talking to children, teenagers, or sometimes even other adults. Alternatively, Vliksem is used in school settings to send the same message, but without being held accountable for swearing at children.
Being bliksemed is very brief but very painful

Teacher: Why isn't your homework done again? Do you want me to vliksem you?

Father: This is the last time you're going to skip homework, the next time I hear you didn't do it I'm going to bliksem you

Bliksem by BigBullManMilkers February 3, 2023

bliksem 

From Afrikaans through South African English

hey you bliksem, you've finished all the milk

bliksem by james February 2, 2005

bliksem 

something jenum used to call me because she loved me

i will always love you bliksem

bliksem by bliksem July 27, 2004

blisum 

To defecate and or shit

Time to go take a blisum.

blisum by Dude really September 21, 2016