Bliksem: A word used to describe the
way in which you will physically assault someone.
Frequently used by adults when talking to children,
teenagers, or sometimes even other adults. Alternatively, Vliksem is used in school settings to send the same message, but without being held accountable for swearing at children.
Being bliksemed is very
brief but very painful
Teacher: Why isn't your
homework done again? Do you want me to vliksem you?
Father: This is the last time you're going to skip
homework, the next time I hear you didn't do it I'm going to bliksem you