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bleshing 

A blessing made after one too many glasses of wine.
I'd like to make a bleshing…
bleshing by parallaxdb November 28, 2013
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Blessing 

Blessing, the name of the girl you love who you can’t stop talking about. Maybe it’s because you love the way her name tastes on your tongue, or because you enjoy her in general. Either way, she’s the definition of absolute perfection. She’s kind but not one to keep her feelings to herself. She’s bold about her opinions—proud of it—but she’s still so caring.

She’ll be struggling through so much, wanting to give up all the time, but she always manages to somehow keep pushing through. She has strong tenacity and no matter how much she might want to just give up, she can’t. And it’s not because she loves herself like a narcissist, rather, it’s because she doesn’t want those around her to hurt.

She doesn’t deserve to go through the problems she suffers with and when she tells you about them YOU feel your heart ache. She’ll say “I’m fine,” but you see straight through her mask. You want to wrap your arms around her, whisper comforting words into her ear as you stroke her hair. She’ll eventually break, making you’re heart ultimately shatter, but you know that she needs this. She’ll start to tremble, mumbling incoherent phrases of apologies as you continue to lull her.

But when she stops and relaxes, man doesn’t that just make you smile like an idiot. She’ll reciprocate the smile, hers much brighter. And that smile will just make you melt.

And that’s when you realize that you want complete happiness for this damn girl.
Phil: “Dude, I’m crushing on Blessing.”
Robert: “Yah, no kidding. Everyone loves her”

Blessington 

Better than a blessing, almost a miracle but something that is so good and is priceless.
Ace: Dude! I just got a $500 gift card to Apple!
Ned: That's a Blessington!!
Blessington by solvemc2 February 23, 2014

Blessing 

She's the one. She's beautiful and bubbly. Blessings are normally Africans and are the prettiest alive with the biggest bums, second from Esther's and Maria's. They are flawless and have a unique personality. Blessing's have the nicest bodies shape and don't need make up because they are already gifted with beauty. If you have a Blessing then you are indeed a happy man. She will feed you with a shower of suprises and the first one will be that you FOUND her. If you let go you will always want to come back, you might even be lucky if she accept's you back. They are intelligent, smart, peng but are fierce and rude. Don't get in their bad side. They are full of hidden talents so wait to date on if you want to discover them😘
She's the one a blessing to my life
I've received something a blessing
Wow I know her a blessing she is blessed😘
Blessing by BBRule😍😍 December 3, 2017

God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.
“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”
God’s Blessings by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

Blessing 

He/she makes an awesome lover... you can never forget a Blessing once you've been with one. Shy in crowds but rocks your world when you get close to him/her
i want to have a Blessing everyday.

Blessing is good for the body and soul
Blessing by Chiheralicious Queens November 23, 2017

The Italian Blessing 

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.
Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.
The Italian Blessing by MintySucc October 25, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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