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blengblong 

to boycott or to deliberately not attend an important event or occasion.
I'm going to pull a blengblong on our next meeting because I have to finish my school works.
blengblong by stalwartexe April 9, 2022
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blengblong 

another word to refer to bongbong marcos jr
uy, si blengblong magnanakaw un.
blengblong by Lucasthepogikid March 18, 2022

Blengblong 

Derisive nickname for Ferdinand Marcos Jr, also known as "Bongbong," son of the late Philippine dictator.

The name Blengblong (i.e., to absent oneself from an important event) stuck after Marcos Jr failed to show up at any of the official Presidential debates organized by the Commission on Elections. He was also a no-show at debates and/or interviews organized by major broadcast networks in the Philippines in the run-up to the May 9, 2022 elections.

Three more reasons the moniker went viral on social media—
- He frequently absented himself while in school (Oxford, Wharton), failing to obtain any degree.
- He was notorious as the absentee Governor of his province, Ilocos Norte.
- Marcos Jr has yet to face contempt charges issued by a US court in 1995 to the tune of $353 million (as at 2011).
Can you believe Blengblong Marcos was elected the 17th President of the Philippines? Let's hope he shows up for work!
Blengblong by ConsumerGuide.ph June 10, 2022

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blingbling33333 is the worst roblox player ever
blingbling33333 sucks
even his youtube channel sucks
blingbling33333 by alakandel November 5, 2020

blingbling 

Gawdy jewelry and such. Usually gold.
Did you see the bling-bling tooth on that white girl at Arby's?
blingbling by Anonymous April 10, 2003

BlingBling 

the black mans way of saying daimonds, white gold or anytin that is quite shiny
various rolex can be called bling bling
my blinGblinG was off the hocK wit my icE bezel
BlingBling by maSTAJ April 10, 2003

blingblang 

the plural of blingbling. off da hook!
ridiculous!!
crazzzzzzzy!!!!
overkill!!!!
jaw-dropping attention!!!!
your car is bling bling, my car is bling
blang!!!!
blingblang by kleeman February 6, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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