blengblong

to boycott or to deliberately not attend an important event or occasion.

I'm going to pull a blengblong on our next meeting because I have to finish my school works.

by stalwartexe April 9, 2022

blengblong

another word to refer to bongbong marcos jr

uy, si blengblong magnanakaw un.

by Lucasthepogikid March 18, 2022

Blengblong

Derisive nickname for Ferdinand Marcos Jr, also known as "Bongbong," son of the late Philippine dictator.

The name Blengblong (i.e., to absent oneself from an important event) stuck after Marcos Jr failed to show up at any of the official Presidential debates organized by the Commission on Elections. He was also a no-show at debates and/or interviews organized by major broadcast networks in the Philippines in the run-up to the May 9, 2022 elections.

Three more reasons the moniker went viral on social media—
- He frequently absented himself while in school (Oxford, Wharton), failing to obtain any degree.
- He was notorious as the absentee Governor of his province, Ilocos Norte.
- Marcos Jr has yet to face contempt charges issued by a US court in 1995 to the tune of $353 million (as at 2011).

Can you believe Blengblong Marcos was elected the 17th President of the Philippines? Let's hope he shows up for work!

by ConsumerGuide.ph June 10, 2022

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blingbling33333 is the worst roblox player ever

blingbling33333 sucks
even his youtube channel sucks

by alakandel November 5, 2020

blingbling

Gawdy jewelry and such. Usually gold.

Did you see the bling-bling tooth on that white girl at Arby's?

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

BlingBling

the black mans way of saying daimonds, white gold or anytin that is quite shiny
various rolex can be called bling bling

my blinGblinG was off the hocK wit my icE bezel

by maSTAJ April 10, 2003

blingblang

the plural of blingbling. off da hook!
ridiculous!!
crazzzzzzzy!!!!
overkill!!!!
jaw-dropping attention!!!!

your car is bling bling, my car is bling
blang!!!!

by kleeman February 6, 2004