blearl 

to desperately ask for reconsideration

maria begged and blearled for ian to rethink taking a break with her

blearl by asap meggie October 16, 2020

Blearth 

getting violently high

“Schmevy is gonna blearth it up at school today”
“I’m blearthed.”
“I’m on Planet Blearth right now.”
“Olivia and Brogan are blearthlings.”

Blearth by ogblearthling August 23, 2022

bleargh 

An exclamation used to emphasize the state of being ready to shoot yourself in the ass twice out of boredom and the complete lack of motivation to complete any work.

Bleargh, I'm so fucking bored and I don't want to do work.

bleargh by ljds July 12, 2008

blearg 

A response to something disappointing or overwhelming. Interchangeable with Ugh...

Scenario: Your boss brings you a project that will take 3 weeks and asks for it tomorrow.

Your response: "Blearg"

blearg by Gigab May 20, 2008

blearch

To search within a blog.

Frank: "Hey man, you should look for that post in my blog!"
Mark: "Yeah dude, I'll blearch it when I get home."

blearch by Rock Haskell May 11, 2009

Hazel Blears 

Cockney rhyming slang for a vaginal smears test.

Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salford, UK.

"Hey Vera, can't chat now as I am off to get me Hazel Blears done. I will be back in an hour!"

Hazel Blears by Liam Billington March 16, 2008

bleard 

Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.

sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about

bleard by charli minaj-nikci April 3, 2020