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Bloagan The Chodegan 

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.
1. Penis bigger than Aaron.
2. Climbs coconut trees for sport.
3. Tickles tough Turkish titties (only on Tuesdays and Thursdays)
4. Fancies inverted nipples.
5. Sextacular.
Beagan by Fabio Lovechild December 15, 2010
There is no definition, but people don't know that, so you can annoy them by trying to make them guess the definiton.
Steve: Your a blagando

Bob: what's that?

Steve: It's what you are.

Bob: no seriously.

Steve: I cant tell blagandos what they are.

Bob: ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
A beautiful, athletic girl who is funny and sweet. You would die without her in your life. You would die if you never even got a chance with her.
Breagan, I love you!!
breagan by Sportygirl November 23, 2014
A boy and a girl realizing that they like each other so they asked each other out and they say yes and then they both make a ship name
Beagan is cute.

bleaging 

"Im so bleaging amazing!"
bleaging by Shash August 4, 2006