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Blatanism is a word for the lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'blatant favourtism'.
It can be used as so, 'wiffy gets in the team because of his dad', 'yea i kno, its blatanism'

blatanism by Marksy July 26, 2008
Words you can keep
Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.
So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.
bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012

Self Bananism

If you are a banana, it is eating yourself. Like cannibalism, only with bananas.
DUDE! my peel is SO good!
That's self bananism dude!
Self Bananism by bananasha July 19, 2010

balanism 

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).
Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.
balanism by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

blatenism 

the representation of jesus in pop culture today
muirne: hey erin did you hear that new song? quite religious.

Erin: oh yeah it's about jesus, that's blatenism
blatenism by theraginglesbian March 5, 2017

billtanism

a demonic cult led by the king, bill nye. he has gained a following in the common world from his popular demonic spell courses that are disguised as “online science videos.” science rules all in this cult and the periodic table is used as a ouija board.

billtanists reside on a cold island in an unknown location on earth. they are nocturnal, so they chant texts from the billble all night and sleep during the day.

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE DEMONIC CULT LEADER!
billtanism will save you. the end is nye.
billtanism by zoosa January 4, 2021

blatantistic

I'm so Diversified with my word and lexicon abilities that I am blatantistic with it when I deliver it to you
blatantistic by anonymous February 3, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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