blatanism

Blatanism is a word for the lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'blatant favourtism'.

It can be used as so, 'wiffy gets in the team because of his dad', 'yea i kno, its blatanism'

blatanism by Marksy July 26, 2008

bloganism

Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.

So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.

bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012

Self Bananism

If you are a banana, it is eating yourself. Like cannibalism, only with bananas.

DUDE! my peel is SO good!
That's self bananism dude!

Self Bananism by bananasha July 19, 2010

balanism 

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).

Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.

balanism by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

blatenism 

the representation of jesus in pop culture today

muirne: hey erin did you hear that new song? quite religious.

Erin: oh yeah it's about jesus, that's blatenism

blatenism by theraginglesbian March 5, 2017

billtanism

a demonic cult led by the king, bill nye. he has gained a following in the common world from his popular demonic spell courses that are disguised as “online science videos.” science rules all in this cult and the periodic table is used as a ouija board.

billtanists reside on a cold island in an unknown location on earth. they are nocturnal, so they chant texts from the billble all night and sleep during the day.

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE DEMONIC CULT LEADER!

billtanism will save you. the end is nye.

billtanism by zoosa January 4, 2021

blatantistic

Blatantly realistic

I'm so Diversified with my word and lexicon abilities that I am blatantistic with it when I deliver it to you

blatantistic by anonymous February 3, 2024