blatenism 

the representation of jesus in pop culture today

muirne: hey erin did you hear that new song? quite religious.

Erin: oh yeah it's about jesus, that's blatenism

blatenism by theraginglesbian March 5, 2017

Bladeism 

A religion or political party created by Bladeboy. Bladeism follows 15 commandments created by Bladeboy himself. These commandments are followed by devout Bladeists that resemble children in their devotion to the teachings of Bladeboy.

First rule of Bladeism: When the President does it, it's not illegal.

Bladeism by rawr2222 July 20, 2009

blatanism

Blatanism is a word for the lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'blatant favourtism'.

It can be used as so, 'wiffy gets in the team because of his dad', 'yea i kno, its blatanism'

blatanism by Marksy July 26, 2008

Blackenism

Like third wave feminism, but only for black women.

Blackenism is the feminism that racist black women have been waiting for for years

Blackenism by pseudonymyousrex May 14, 2018

Blakeism

When someone acts ‘Blake like’ and uses words/speech in an abnormal way. (Typically from Blake’s)

Me: So Blake what’s your opinion on Asian women?

Blake: Yeah sorry man I’m a capitalist so no Chinese Women.
Me: Wow your Blakeism is really showing, stop being such a Blake.

Blakeism by Bryan Yu October 19, 2020

Blakeism

The religion where we stan blake belladonna

Join Blakeism

Blakeism by Skl8888 July 5, 2021

Blatzism 

A philosophical concept that begins with the profound realization of humanity's insignificance and microscopic presence in the vast universe. This pivotal insight serves as the sole foundational catalyst for a deeper exploration of philosophy, space, evolution, metaphysics, consciousness, existentialism, the nature of reality, ethics, cosmology, epistemology, theology, and the human condition. Blatzism encourages individuals to achieve an intellectually enlightened and objectively true mindset by recognizing our humble place in the cosmos, allowing this profound awareness to guide personal growth and deeper philosophical inquiries. By understanding our insignificance, we can transcend social constructs and critically evaluate the role of religion, recognizing that many religious beliefs may be based on outdated or unsubstantiated claims. This realization can lead to a more rational and evidence based understanding of the world, freeing us from dogmatic thinking and enabling us to embrace a more open-minded and inquisitive approach to life. Additionally, Blatzism prompts us to scrutinize cultural norms and everyday practices, revealing that many aspects of culture are arbitrary and constructed. By recognizing culture as a construct, we can liberate ourselves from its constraints and pursue a more authentic and individualized existence.

1. "Blatzism encourages to recognize our smallness in the universe, leading to a deeper understanding of our existence."

2. "A Blatzist often ponders the vastness of space and our tiny place within it."

3. "Blatzian Insight reveals profound truths about humanity's place in the cosmos."

Blatzism by Ke V in January 3, 2025